There once was a girl named Tracey
Who liked things all pink and lacey
A boy liked her named Jim
But she didn’t like him
So she kicked him in his personal placey
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a poem my girlfriend wrote in second grade that was sent home as inappropriate
I’m mostly confused about the “pink and lacey” part cus those are probably her second and third most hated things after bows.
And no her name is not Tracey.
(via longdistancelesbian)
FACT: the singular noun ‘bisexual’ is properly pluralised as follows: one bisexual, two quadrosexuals, three sextosexuals, four octosexuals, and so forth.
Any more than four bisexuals together at a time devolve into an uncountable collective noun, or ‘orgy’.
#91 HorseRidinProblems
That ‘shit a brick’ moment when you give your horse a bath and they go and roll in the dirt
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